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Rita Damper  //  I'm small. I love photography, art and music. Amongst other things. I sometimes post on the Giant Egg Event Posterous, so please check out my work there too. Otherwise I post any old twaddle.

Jun 30 / 7:39am

From Oil Slaves to Sun Worshippers - Our Conversion to Solar Part 3

Gentle readers,

 

As you know back in March 2010, we opted to go for a solar thermal system on our small south-west facing roof. Eighteen months on, we are delighted beyond words with the amount of hot water Chichester Solar’s installation has generated. (www.chichestersolar.co.uk) From March to October it has produced around 95% of our hot water requirements, including dish-washer and washing machine as well as baths and showers. Our gas bill has plummeted, meaning that we now spend less than a pound a month on gas (not including the standing charge).We average 14 units of gas a month over the entire year, using just over 1 unit a month during the warmer months! Our wood burners provide us with heat where possible.

 

We recently decided to switch from Scottish Power to Good Energy who are Britain's only 100% green energy providers. They have their own Feed In Tariff scheme for hot water systems, so we expect to receive some of the standing charge back. They realise that there is technically no such thing as 'green gas' so what they do is surcharge their non thermal panel using gas customers and give some of that back to their gas customers who do have thermal panels. Most green hearted consumers are happy to see their money being used to support environmental initiatives. They also give money to fund bio-mass burners in local schools and other organisations. (www.goodenergy.co.uk)

 

Eighteen months on, we have now had a 7 panel Sanyo Photo-Votaic system added to the family, generating up to 1.7Kw per hour of electricity. What we don't use, is fed back into the National Grid for everyone else to use. This too has exceeded our expectations, with it generating an unbelievable 11 kw hours on Sunday 26th June. This was with cloudless skies all day, so probably the maximum we can expect. It has been wonderful to see our electricity meter running backwards. We have generated around 75% of our electricity requirements this month and expect to see a lovely fat Feed In Tariff payment coming into our bank account sometime in September.

 

It is lovely to know that the sun is powering the pump that is pumping the hot water the sun has heated into the tank that the washing machine is drawing whilst running on the power from that the sun has generated.... etc etc etc. Guilt free baths and showers are better than chocolate!

  

If anyone would like to see our solar panels in operation, or simply have questions, please feel free to contact Matt or Rita on rita@matthewdamper.co.uk and we will be happy to help.

  

Photos:

Kate Moss the Skeleton admires the PV Inverter Unit.

The Dampers' roof looks a little crowded.

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Filed under  //  alternative energy   photo-voltaic  
May 23 / 9:46am

From Oil Slaves to Sun Worshippers - The Story of Our Conversion to Solar Part 2

If you cast your mind back to March 2010, you may recall that my family and I were newly fledged into the world of Solar Power. We had a couple of Solar Water panels installed by those experts of alternative energy Chichester Solar and at the time were disappointed to discover that our south-west facing roof was too small to further accommodate photo-voltaic panels as well. The hot water system has far exceeded our expectations and our gas consumption has dropped to a miserly 1 unit per month from March to October! A far cry from the 15-36 we were regularly using before.

Moving on 14 months, PV efficiency has leapt forward dramatically meaning that our small, not so perfectly aligned roof is now being perfectly capable of being snug home to 7 PV panels! This time next week, our Solar Water panels will be cheek by jowl with their new PV neighbours and we will be enjoying 'free' Solar Electricity as well as Solar Water.

Back in March 2010, we had hoped to have benefited from the much touted feed-in tariff for the hot water system, but it's now May 2011 and there is no sign of it on the books, but we *will* benefit from a yearly cheque from Her Majesty's Government to the tune of around £500 for our 1.7kw PV system, again installed by the rapidly expanding Chichester Solar, who will have a new company in Totnes, called Totnes Solar very shortly! During summer daylight hours the PV panels will be generating most of the electricity we need, although there is no economical way of storing any surplus. Sundown will result in us drawing from the National Grid again. All in all we expect our current electricity bill to plummet to 50% of what it currently is. It is already 50% of what it was 18 months ago. As a result our combined monthly energy bill will drop from £90 per month in 2009 to £30. Thank you Scottish Power! All we need do now is watch to see if Scottish Power's new Green tariff is as good as they claim....
Filed under  //  alternative-energy   chichester solar   feed in tariff   fossil fuels   hippopotami   roof   solar   thermal   transition  
Oct 5 / 10:48am

Breaking News! Marilyn Monroe was Petite!

Breaking News!!! Marilyn Monroe was a Petite!

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Yes it's true. By modern standards, curvaceous Marilyn was too short to become a successful mainstream model because she was 'only' 5' 5”. In fact Ms Monroe was two inches shorter than that much heralded petite pixie of the 50s Audrey Hepburn!

Cast your mind back to some more of the most iconic beauties of all time. Who do you think of? Rachel Welch? Bo Derek? Anastacia? Carmen Electra? Cheryl Cole? Lots of the women who have been making pulses jump through the ages were 5'5” and under. Let's look at some of them. I think you'll be very surprised.

The 50s and 60s brought us the leather bikini-clad Raquel Welch (5' 2”) actress and model, and the legendary Marilyn Monroe (5' 5”) model, actress, singer.
In the 70s and 80s, we were met with Page 3 glamour girl Sam Fox (5' 1”) model and singer, the energetic Paula Abdul (5') singer and model, and that perfect 10 Bo Derek (5' 4”) model and actress.
Come the 90s through to the 21st century and we have Isabella Jade (5' 3”) campaigning petite model, the Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria Parker (5' 2”), actress and model, ex-WAG Cheryl Cole (5' 3”), singer and model, vampire busting Sarah Michelle Gellar (5' 3”) actress, the chameleon-like Lady Gaga (5'1”) singer, pop-pixie Kylie Minogue (5' 0”) singer and actress,  Tim Burton's better half Helena Bonham Carter (5' 3”) actress, versatile booted Christina Aquilera (5' 2”) singer, queen of pop Anastacia (5' 2”) singer, the Antipodean's equivalent to Jordon, Imogen Bailey (5' 1”), model, Posh Spice Victoria Beckham (5' 4”) singer and model,  glamour girl Brandi Bryant (5' 1”) model and all rounder Carmen Electra (5' 3”) actress, singer and model.

So basically there are 3 things we can do to succeed as petite models:
1. we can become a famous actress or singer who has been asked to endorse products. For some reason it doesn't matter any more that you are smaller than the perceived ideal. I sure as heck don't think an actress/singer/songwriter suddenly grows taller just because L'Oreal has pushed a million quid in their direction. No, of course not. So what's changed? Nothing, just the perception of marketing. 

2. we can do a Sam or Imogene and hit the topless market where horizontal inches count more than vertical ones.

Or 3. we can work hard to change the industry! We can't change, but the industry can. They are missing out on a huge pool of talent simply because of ingrained ideas. Did you know the average height of a British woman? 5' 4”. Yes that's right 5' 4”. Yet if you are under 5' 7” you have to be a Petite Model. Surely you should be an Average Normal Real Model? Isn't that who the clothes and products are designed for? The Every Day Woman? So why put a tall, skinny woman into clothing that Miss Average and Mrs Normal are ultimately going to wear? The industry needs to get real and it's up to us to help them make the change.

So my dear friends, how are we going to start and how are we going to make a difference?

Sep 29 / 12:03pm

It's hard to type horizontally.

If one could have a difficult week in terms of annoying health problems, I think I probably qualify for a merit or at least a gold star. If it had been someone else I really wouldn't've believed it. Here is my would've been diary for the last 10 days....

Monday 20th September: Migraine. Head exploding migraine from hell, that starts off threatening to be a mere excrutiating headache, but then grows into the brain exploding, limb leadening, nauseating power-migraine that slays kings. Bed, vomit, bed. Hell.

Tuesday 21st September: Migraine faded to that ghost, that taunting hint of agony of the previous night, but a doctor's appointment regarding a persistantly enlarged lymph node in my neck by my right ear was going to blow my crappy Monday out of the water. "Why didn't you come sooner?", "Why did you ignore it?". Yes yes I know. If you have a lump that doesn't go after 6 weeks, get it checked. Don't leave it blinking 2 years. Well, it didn't hurt me that much, just occasionally gave me earache. It didn't really show, as my long hair covered it. I only went to the doctor to humour a friend. "Urgent tests". The rest of the day was a blur of tears and fear. My uncle had died from Leukaemia so the prospect of history repeating was terrifying. To compound matters, I started a large dose of the trots. I was falling to bits. They don't call it The Trots for nothing. I was galloping.

Wednesday 22nd September: Exhausted - the combination of the trots and a racing mind meant I had a grand total of 90 mins sleep during the night, but I was calm and peaceful. My demons had evaporated overnight. Had the blood test. I thought my blood looked a lovely red colour and was told I wouldn't hear back until Monday unless it was bad news. Stomach still terrible. Amazed at what the mind could do.

Thursday 23rd September: Woken by my 8 year old complaining he was doing 'brown bum wee'. I could've cheered. It wasn't a case of the crap being scared out of me, it was a tummy bug! Hurrah! Another lovely thing for the list. My back started aching a bit more than usual. I ignored it. The phone rang. "Hello it's Dr. Smith here from Doctors Are Us. Have you had your scan yet?" I felt sick. They said they would only phone if it was bad news. "Your white blood cell level is elavated". Struggled not to cry. "But not enough to worry about". I cried. Again. The relief was enormous. My back hurt a bit more and I needed the loo again.

Friday 24th September: Danced to school, singing "Thank you God" very loudly. Actually I hobbled to school with 8 year old, but my heart was singing. Had to sneak into the school to use the loo.

Saturday 25th September: Sick of 'brown bum wee' from both of us so collected medication from Mr. Tescos Pharmacy. The pharmacist was cross with me for not taking 8 year old to the doctors. I explained we were going away. She looked at me like I was a psycho mum from hell and should be reported to the social. I ignored her and brought the "Brown Bum Wee Be Gone" for 8 year old and some Imodian for me. Back killing me. Glad I only had a small amount of shopping to get. Off to watch Frome Carnival two hours away by car. Glad I wasn't driving. Only groaned a bit when we got to Frome. Watched the carnival sat on a wall on a cushion like an old lady. Spent the evening lying on the floor on a giant inflatable sausage, swearing quietly to myself. Limped upstairs and slept ok.

Sunday 26th September: Some Major was wrong. I couldn't get out of bed. I couldn't even sit up. Someone was applying electrodes to my legs. It was mind screechingly agonising. Husband half dressed me then dragged me down the bed on the covers and eventually I managed to get to my feet. I couldn't put any weight on my right side and had to be half carried down stairs where I was stood on a child's scooter and wheeled to the kitchen. Oh humiliation! The pain killers kicked in and miracle of miracles I could walk again with a hobble.Visited our Lovely Friend Liz the Lovely for Lovely Lunch and then home some hours later, and the Something Major was back and getting worse. Husband fetched The Bedpan.Thankfully the Imodian had done its job but I still had other needs.

Monday 27th September: my wonderful physioterrorist confirmed my worse fears, I had ruptured a disc in my back. Deep joy above all deep joys. She deemed me too ill to be moved from my bed. Horizontal bed rest and Extreme Painkillers were prescribed for the next several days. By this point I couldn't even lift my head without help. To get me into sitting position took 30 minutes of blood, sweat and tears - such of which were mine.

Tuesday 28th September: I could sit myself up, and with a lot of help get to the bathroom.

Today Wednesday 29th September: I can now get myself out of bed and using a stick shuffle to the smallest room without my husband having to help. Sitting is still banned, but I am on the mend. Let's just hope the next few days goes better. Tomorrow I have the scan for my lump. The hospital will be trolleying me from reception so that I'm kept flat, bless them. My money's on a fibrosised lymph node.

And that is why I have 4 cancelled jobs and can't come to your place for dinner on Saturday. Sorry, but thanks....

Aug 1 / 9:40am

Onions

A neighbour kindly donated a sack of red onions to us as she bought too many and thought we might be able to use some. She was, of course right. My eight year old son wanted to earn extra pocket money so I gave him the job of checking through the aforementioned onions, and to separate out the good from the bad. He did a very thorough job, bless him - by peeling each one....

French onion soup anyone?

Apr 5 / 8:17am

So What is a Good Model?

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When people find out I'm a model, I usually see a look of 'What! You?' in their eyes, followed by a quick flick up and down with their eyes as they check me out. You see there are several things about me that buck people's perception of what a good model looks like in 'normal life'.

Perception: Models are very tall.
Reality: Mainstream catwalk fashion models are tall. Photographic models can be any height. They just need to be in proportion. You don't have to be tall to be leggy. I'm only 5' tall, but of my 60" of height, 38" of that are from my waist downwards.

Perception: Models have to be gorgeous, (preferably with blonde hair and a Playboy bust.)
Reality: Models have to have ability. A Good Model knows how to act the part that her client wants. They want a sultry babe, a Good Model becomes a sultry babe. They want a tired mother, a Good Model becomes a tired mother. It's all about attitude and projection. A Good Model knows how to pose with minimal direction. She becomes part of the creative process. Prettiness is not the key.

Perception: Models look like they are off to a shoot 24 hours a day.
Reality: A Good Model doesn't need to wear a sign that says "Hey look! I'm a model!".  Good Models are secure enough to go out without makeup, in flat shoes and with their figures hidden. A Good Model has a good attitude and isn't afraid of people seeing her unPhotoshopped, with spots and with bad hair. Good Models are normal people.

Perception: Models are aged between 16 and 25.
Reality: Models are all ages. There are only a few categories where models have to be that young, and with today's technology even I can look 25 with a few clicks of the mouse. I'm not saying I'm heavily photoshopped, because I'm not, but in real life this Good Model looks 35. I'm a good deal older than that I hasten to add, but Good Models are required from cradle to grave.

Perception: Models aren't real people
Reality: Modelling is 'just a job'. Yes it's a job I love, but I'll shoot down in flames anyone that suggests that a Good Model is better than a Good Teacher, or a Good Plumber, or a Good Dentist. A Good Model is a normal person that works in front of a camera. It's hard work, but it's nothing special. A Good Model keeps it real.

So next time you find out what that frumpy little woman down the road, or up the school does for a living, don't jump to conclusions. She might just be a Good Model. ;)
Mar 30 / 10:44am

Transforming from Oil Slaves to Sun Worshippers - Our Story of Solar Conversion!

For photos, please look at the bottom of this entry.

About 18 months ago, my husband and I joined Transition Chichester, a group dedicated to transforming our city from one dependent upon fossil fuels to one that was free to create its own power, grow its own food, to educate, enhance and improve. The Transition Towns movement has spread out from its humble beginnings in Totnes in the UK, to all over the world. Please see http://www.transitiontowns.org/ for more details.

We quickly became involved in the Energy Group and learnt how renewable resources and micro-generation were the way to go. What is the point in burning up fossil fuels at a faster and faster rate when we have unlimited resources available in the form of our ever-changing elements and weather?

We decided that we wanted to cut down on our electricity and gas consumption by whatever means possible. We already had energy saving bulbs in most rooms and only turned lights on in rooms if we were actually using them. Initially we started by measuring the power consumption of every single electrical device in the entire house, office and workshop. This involved plugging a hand held monitor into a wall socket and then plugging the electrical device (e.g. Computer, television, dvd player, lamps, etc) into the monitor, both on full power and and standby. The results were shocking. We had been leaving our PC and peripherals on 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, either on standby or full power. That was the first thing to change. Our computer et al are turned off outside office hours, and if we need emails at the weekend we use my mobile phone. The measures we took immediately cut our electricity bill down by 33%. We also turned off any electrical appliance that didn't have to be kept on overnight. I know everyone says it over and over again, but we had ignored the general advice. Next our thermostats for heating and hot water were turned down. The water was changed to be heated just twice a day instead of all day. The household day time heating was moved to 16 degrees, evening 17 and night-time 12. We installed 3 woodburners and put on extra jumpers. My office is frequently only 15 degrees, but the woodburner and some passive heating from clear roofing in the 'orangery' boosts that up to 25 degrees when the sun comes out. We started cooking over and in the woodburners  which further cut our fuel consumption. When our first year's figures of our new way of living came through we were delighted to discover that our electricity bill had dropped by 50% and our gas by a staggering 66% as the graph shows.

Despite cutting our bills by such a large amount we felt that we still had more to do, so we thought about Solar Power. Our house is too small to install Photo-Voltaic panels which generate electricity from the sun, but we had enough roof space to install Solar Water panels. We had a quote from a couple of companies and opted to go with the excellent Chichester Solar, a local environmentally friendly company run by Andrew Collenette www.chichestersolar.co.uk. He advised us that the Energy Saving Trust would give us a £400 grant towards our installation and that our local council would also contribute. Many councils offer a scheme so it's worth contacting your own if you are considering installing renewable energy systems, although I believe that our local one has stopped their grants. A real shame. We had to fill in various forms and make a few calls, but we ended up with £1,400 towards the £4,000 costs. We opted for a 3 flat panels Genersys system with a 20 year guarantee, but could've spent a lot more or a lot less with others.

Monday March 15th Andrew and his loaded bright yellow Chichester Solar van pulled up outside our house, bright and breezy ready to get the show on the road! The curtains twitched up and down the street. My husband had already cleared space in the loft for Andrew to work and had emptied out the airing cupboard ready to take possession of the new 210 litre water tank! Goodbye little tank, hello new! The day was spent putting various pipes into various places and getting our gas-fired hot water up and running again. There were a few technical hitches with our elderly plumbing, but nothing a bit of intelligence and air pressure hose couldn't put to rights! True to his word, Andrew had the heating and hot water back into action before he left for the evening. Only to return an hour later for our Energy Group meeting. There's dedication for you! Andrew had left the stairs cleaner than they were before he arrived!

Tuesday March 16th I returned home from a day's work, to find erected scaffolding and installed panels on the roof. The panels had to be covered with cardboard until the wiring and electronics were in place. Getting the scaffolding up meant the sacrifice of 3 daffodils...

Wednesday March 17th another early start for Andrew who meticulously wired the system in place. Again one or two hitches with our quirky wiring, but Andrew worked his way through until all was right with the world and the system could be tested! Despite the cool cloudy day, we soon had our first hot water pouring from the taps. Great excitement to be had by all.

Thursday March 18th Andrew returned to sort out one or two bits of fine turning, but nothing major. We became the proud owners of our own hot water solar system!

Since then we have topped up the hot water with gas heating maybe two or three times. Even on most cold overcast days we've had sufficient hot water for our requirements. Our Miele dishwater now uses the hot water feed as does our Hoover washing machine. We are truly delighted with the service we received from Chichester Solar (who cover much of the south east of England, not just Chichester!) and with the results of our solar system. The system should pay for itself within a few years and with the promise of the heating feed in tariff from April 2011, it will be even quicker.

Solar, you know it makes sense. Planet Earth has been running off it for millions of years...
   

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Feb 16 / 6:55am

From Dita to Rita...

About once a month or so, I stray from one side of the camera to the other. Thursday was one of those days. I caught the train up to London where I met up with my dear friend and photographer Tom. Rather than repeat the story again, I suggest you head over to his Posterous http://thetogblog.posterous.com and see the results for yourself. Better still subscribe to him. I don't think you'll be disappointed.
Dec 12 / 3:06pm

mirror mirror on the wall...

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Now as many of you will doubtless know by now, our family recently adopted twin brothers Tharglow and Nimrod. Lovely little guineapigs now aged 3 months old. They are currently going through adolescence which means they spend a lot of time waggling around and playing Butt Tag. Here one of them has just clocked the beauty on the other side of the glass and is wondering if he's in with a chance...

Nov 20 / 10:13am

My Fabulous Wonderful Nana That Was...

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I was very lucky to be brought up by my father's mother "Nana". She was an amazing woman who gave 110% of herself to her 5 children and countless grandchildren. Being brought up by her was an experience. She had some very strange ideas about life, but her amazing sense of humour was something that she clung onto even at the age of 97 when she died.

Going through my computer is found this photograph which illustrates her joy of life perfectly. I present Gracie the Clown.... Grace McDonald, November 1898 - November 1995